Wednesday, April 28


This is the Dictionary Definition of Awesome (Hint: It Involves Maltese Knights)

The Santa Anna: A 16th-century ironclad* warship belonging to the Knights of Malta. Not even ninjas could make this more awesome. There were also a windmill, three forges, and several ovens, as well as a garden on board, as well.**

*Okay, technically it's lead-clad. Shut up.

**I'm not sure, I admit, that adds to the awesomeness unless perhaps there was a forest of topiary trees trimmed by roving bands of Maltese ninja gardeners. The topiary trees would be in the shape of bears, obviously.

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