Thursday, October 30
You Know What I'm Watching This Evening
Jack: I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.
Tracy: Oh check this out! My key to the city of Gary, Indiana. Mmmm, look at this! My gold record from my novelty party song! (Cut to Werewolf Bar Mitzvah music video)
Tracy: (Singing, dressed up as a werewolf) Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.
Tracy: I can't talk now, I have to get my wallet out of the toaster.
Liz: If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.