Wednesday, September 17
"The Other Guy"
"St. Gregory Nazianzen, widely known as the Zeppo Marx of the Four Greek Doctors..."
Okay, if that's too silly (and it's not a slam; Zeppo had a very distinct and useful function, he just doesn't get much talked about, much like St. Gregory), just use the numbering that renders them the Three Greek Doctors and call him José Carreras.
Now, you may return to arguing about whether or not to lift the tail of the priest's chasuble at the elevation.