Friday, March 16
No commentary is necessary, or even possible.
AKA: Handsome Anselm
Anselm of "Count 'n' Bury"
Powers: the power to preserve rectitude of the will for its own sake
Weaknesses: vulnerable to Gaunilo's™ Perfect Island® attack
Notes: The manufacturing process has painstakingly increased the perfection of these toys by giving them the property of existence. A consequence of the toys' high quality is that they are so expensive that they can be paid for only with money that is both fully divine and fully money.