Monday, February 12
Caption Contest
After a field trip to Boulder, Colorado, the Peace Movement breaks out forty years too late in the Swiss Guard.
(thinking) You know, I've gotten some pretty awful Valentine's Day gifts in my time, but a five-foot-tall Madonna made out of white chocolate, that's just wrong...
Brazilian Bishop: Oh no! You spilled coffee on the Pope's chausuble!
Marini: Oh, just tell him I designed it. He'll roll his eyes, but he tends to expect things like this from me.
Benedict, moments before testing the new Vatican Labs flame-retardant papal simar. The project proved a success, but scientists remain unable to get the candle wax smell out.
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