Monday, November 20
"Help us kait shoree weer catliks"
If Kerry's attachment to Pope Pius XXIII and the Vatican Council 2 isn't too indissolvable, he might consider joining the Episcopal Church, whose leader just aped his own gaffe impressively:
The Kerry Original:
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in
(Which was met with this..)
The Schori Reprise:
"[There are] About 2.2 million [Episcopalians]. It used to be larger percentagewise, but Episcopalians tend to be better-educated and tend to reproduce at lower rates than some other denominations. Roman Catholics and Mormons both have theological reasons for producing lots of children. [We aren't interested in replenishing our ranks by having children.] It’s probably the opposite. We encourage people to pay attention to the stewardship of the earth and not use more than their portion."
Just in case the diversity-fest that was Schori's installation thingy seemed... insincere? manufactured? from the denomination that gave us WASP-iness, well, fear not. Doesn't look like much has changed, afterall.