Thursday, May 11
Caption Contest
"Uh... Just what I've...always...um...wanted, Hugo. A giant crayon drawing of a ninteenth-century revolutionary. Brilliant."
(thinking) Ah, dang it, I knew I shouldn't have ordered the Big Gulpee Coca-Cola before one of Chavez's five-hour speeches...
A new all-time low in post-Soviet world Marxism: Hugo Chavez and Italian politician Fausto Bertinotti attempt to enter the World Ballroom Dancing Competition Finals as a publicity stunt.
"Now all you gotta do is...hunch all up on yourself, pretend you're holding a mystical orb in each hand and... DeVito. DENIRO! DELUISE!!"
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