Thursday, December 22
Having Some More Fun At the Expense of Dan Brown
Gandalf! What are you doing here? And why do you look strangely like George Costanza's dad?
Not only is Silas a top-secret Opus Dei assassin, but his hand can magically turn into a crucifix!
Gotta hide this bad dyejob somehow.
What the world looks like to a Priory of Sion member hopped up on ecstasy.
Soooo glad there's a big spotlight there.
Tom Hanks discovers the entire Gnostic gospels written on a grain of rice.
Who knew that a secret passageway connected the set of National Treasure with the Louvre?
Uh oh, Audrey. Umberto Eco's got us cornered and he wants his novel back.