Tuesday, October 25
The Da Vinci Cod [sic]
Also, on the subject of Da Vinci (which, as the inimitable Cosmo Kramer pointed out, means literally, "from Vinci") I have henceforce decided to refer to him simply as Leonardo, which is actually more historically correct and also because it spites Dan Brown. References to Da Vinci in future correspondence will henceforce be construed by me to mean a small pizzeria in Oakland, California.