Thursday, September 22
"The Earth continues its tireless journey through the cosmos. The sun rises on another day. The world awakens, God's plan advances. But something is amiss. I sense it everywhere. I can feel it in the wind. I can see it in the frightened eyes of the animals. I can taste it in my mashed potatoes. I feel it from the top of my head, down to my Thomas Aquinas underpants. Something is wrong."Okay, so maybe it's just a bunch of Notre Dame inside jokes. It's still hilarious.