Wednesday, November 3
Lane: Well, I've always dreamed some guy would give me a really confusing Czechoslovakian novel.
Lane: Gift-giving is serious business. If you don't believe me, try spending a month at Korean Bible Camp.
Rory: This stuff is like tribbles.
Lorelai: I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.
Rory: You got in trouble with the government while you were waiting for me?
Lorelai: Just a little.
Rory: How much is a little?
Lorelai: Learn Russian.
Lorelai: I am a grown woman.
Rory: Says the woman with the Hello, Kitty waffle iron.
Emily: We intend to leave here completely different people.
Lorelai: Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.
Christopher: This town is like one big outpatient mental institution.
Lorelai: Glad you could join us.
Lane: I'm saying this book is a Czechoslovakian football.
--Gilmore Girls, seasons 1 and 2
Lane: Gift-giving is serious business. If you don't believe me, try spending a month at Korean Bible Camp.
Rory: This stuff is like tribbles.
Lorelai: I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.
Rory: You got in trouble with the government while you were waiting for me?
Lorelai: Just a little.
Rory: How much is a little?
Lorelai: Learn Russian.
Lorelai: I am a grown woman.
Rory: Says the woman with the Hello, Kitty waffle iron.
Emily: We intend to leave here completely different people.
Lorelai: Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.
Christopher: This town is like one big outpatient mental institution.
Lorelai: Glad you could join us.
Lane: I'm saying this book is a Czechoslovakian football.
--Gilmore Girls, seasons 1 and 2
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