Monday, October 4
Rich: Can you imagine what Bob Newhart would look like in a cardinal's choir dress?
Me: He'd look very distinguished...ah...aha...aha! He'd look a lot like Paul VI.
Rich: Uh...mmm...not really. His nose isn't as profound.
Me: A profound nose? I guess if a pope had a nose, it would be a profound nose.
Rich: Well, I'm not going to go out and say it's big.
Me: It sounds like a liturgical gesture.