Monday, July 26
Toyota scientists have patented an emotive automobile capable of imitating such human responses as crying, laughing, and filing frivolous lawsuits. Not to be confused, of course, with the notorious Super Karate Monkey Death Car from Newsradio.
This random absurdity brought to you by the Shrine of the Holy Whapping and our motto: "If we didn't find it first, Fr. Bryce would probably go and post it eventually."
This random absurdity brought to you by the Shrine of the Holy Whapping and our motto: "If we didn't find it first, Fr. Bryce would probably go and post it eventually."
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