Friday, April 30
Memo to Father Jenkins: Watch out for the Squirrels
Huh. You decide to leave the country for nine months and everything suddenly changes at your home university. First, you discover your close friends have been concocting ways of setting snowballs on fire in your absence, and now the University decides to change presidents on you. Still, Fr. John Jenkins sounds cool, got that Thomist mojo going...
Uh, forget I said that.
That being said (you've forgotten it already), I wish outgoing University Kahuna Maximus Fr. Edward "Monk" Malloy the best, whatever his continued vocation with the CSC holds, and pray that future Dude-in-Chief Fr. John Jenkins will prove a fine Fearless Leader for Our Lady's University. Hmmm, he needs a snappy nickname. "Friar"?
Unless... Unless someone's pulling some sort of weird War of the Worlds-style hoax on us unsuspecting architecture students isolated in Rome making up stories about presidents. Hmmm. Probably the squirrels on campus, those big fat mutant squirrels. Honestly, I think they, not that purported Board of Trustees, reeeeally run everything on campus. Seriously. If you find out I was crushed mysteriously under 1,000 pounds of acorns for telling you the real deal, you know who to blame. Now where on earth did I put Agent Mulder's cell phone number?
Oh yes, and Kahuna Maximus would make a great name for a Diocese of Oahu chant schola.
Huh. You decide to leave the country for nine months and everything suddenly changes at your home university. First, you discover your close friends have been concocting ways of setting snowballs on fire in your absence, and now the University decides to change presidents on you. Still, Fr. John Jenkins sounds cool, got that Thomist mojo going...
Uh, forget I said that.
That being said (you've forgotten it already), I wish outgoing University Kahuna Maximus Fr. Edward "Monk" Malloy the best, whatever his continued vocation with the CSC holds, and pray that future Dude-in-Chief Fr. John Jenkins will prove a fine Fearless Leader for Our Lady's University. Hmmm, he needs a snappy nickname. "Friar"?
Unless... Unless someone's pulling some sort of weird War of the Worlds-style hoax on us unsuspecting architecture students isolated in Rome making up stories about presidents. Hmmm. Probably the squirrels on campus, those big fat mutant squirrels. Honestly, I think they, not that purported Board of Trustees, reeeeally run everything on campus. Seriously. If you find out I was crushed mysteriously under 1,000 pounds of acorns for telling you the real deal, you know who to blame. Now where on earth did I put Agent Mulder's cell phone number?
Oh yes, and Kahuna Maximus would make a great name for a Diocese of Oahu chant schola.
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