Wednesday, March 24
Turns out, according to the inimitable Prof. Yeraslav Penguin of St. Toucan's Orthodox Seminary and Roadside Icon Shoppe, that the world-shaking crisis of the Filioque clause was the result of a squabble over pastries. Also, streaking seems to play a role; but I won't go there, as this is a family weblog, even if it is perhaps somewhat dysfunctional on occasion.