Wednesday, January 7
Cheeseheads, Unite!
The cheeseocracy isn't even subversive anymore, people are just simply blind to its massive underground power. I have uncovered countless books, web sites, periodicals, and commercials, all lauding the wonderfulness of cheese.
As an unbiased Wisconsinite, let me assure. Cheese is your friend. The Anti-Cheese lobby has thrown some pretty remarkable lies at us "Cheesists," but these fanciful tales of world-domination are detestable conspiracy theories without a grain of truth. Trust me. Now finish your cheese.
The cheeseocracy isn't even subversive anymore, people are just simply blind to its massive underground power. I have uncovered countless books, web sites, periodicals, and commercials, all lauding the wonderfulness of cheese.
As an unbiased Wisconsinite, let me assure. Cheese is your friend. The Anti-Cheese lobby has thrown some pretty remarkable lies at us "Cheesists," but these fanciful tales of world-domination are detestable conspiracy theories without a grain of truth. Trust me. Now finish your cheese.
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