So-bad-it's-hilarious Church Art from The Crescat: "When you only saw one set of footprints in the sand, that's when I let the bear eat you." (More.)
Hmm, actually that sounds kind of Donatist. Also, I'm amazed to have discovered a painting that makes Thomas Kinkaid look like Rembrandt by comparison.
Personally, there's potential: but only if Our Lord was riding on the bear and they were both in full armor. (Thus Colbert: "And, ladies and gentlemen, the number one threat to America... BEARS!"). Or maybe it should just be St. Corbinian.
If you've been following The Crescat, then you've seen way worse art than that.
ReplyDeleteBut do they have bears???
ReplyDeleteWhat's the problem? Somebody told the artist that Jesus bears our sins, and he painted it.
ReplyDeleteThe problem is I immediately think of the next obvious question after "Is the Pope Catholic?" when I see the bear and the woods here.
ReplyDeleteWhat about St. Columbanus?
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