Thursday, January 28

He's Doing Couch Jokes Now?

It occurred to me last night that if one had a furniture store called the Ottoman Empire (okay, that part's an old joke), its children's department could be a spinoff store called the Young Turks. (rimshot)

2 comments:

  1. There is a mattress store near my school that is named Ortho Mattress; every time I pass it, I think "Orthodox Mattress" and wonder what a bed might look like with onion domes.

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